Crackin' Me Up On The Web
Friday, July 11, 2008

...in a jaw-dropping, head shaking kind of way.

Is the stupidity quotient ignorance particularly thick this week, or what?



"Toddlers who turn their noses up at spicy food from overseas could be branded racists by a Government-sponsored agency."
(Only in Great Britain. Actual news story, not a piece in The Onion. H/T Random Brown.)


"I have repeatedly said that I think it's entirely appropriate for states to restrict or even prohibit late-term abortions..." ...and I have a bridge for sale in Arizona...

Obama's spin, trying to mitigate the fallout from his oppostion to the Born Alive Infant Protection Act, support of the Freedom of Choice Act, and latest statement saying "health of mother" exceptions should not include mental health or emotional health. Poor man. He doesn't know if he's coming or going!

(BTW, head over to Catholics for Obama and disabuse them of the notion that Catholics care more about social doctrine, such as subsidized daycare for working mothers, than prolife issues. They call any outing of actual facts regarding Obama's votes and statements "disgraceful smears".)

"Like most Roman Catholics, I was almost unsaveable, but with God, all things are possible."
Not even gonna go there. The same blogger goes on to note: "In the following quote, Paul explains that not very many educated people will get into heaven. "
(1 Cor 1:17-29)

Yeah. Okay.

"Two schoolboys were given detention after refusing to kneel down and 'pray to Allah' during a religious education lesson"
Great Britain again. H/T Catholic Cavemen

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posted by Milehimama @ Mama Says at 7/11/2008 08:27:00 AM | Permalink | |
I Ain't the Crazy One
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
The infamous Church of Scientology has been outed.

Wikileaks has thousands of pages of their "religious texts". The Scientologists have sent threatening letters, but so far the docs are still online and Wikileaks promises to release more.

I'm going out on a limb here and copying a few lines from the text. If I disappear and am never heard from again, make sure you investigate Tom Cruise.

Advanced Level 1 drills:

5.Seat yourself unobtrusively where you can observe a number of
people. Spot things and people you
are not. Do to cognition. Note it down.

8.Observing people, spot things that are not wrong with them.
Do to cognition. Note it down.

10.Walk around and note how people stick to the ground and their
sense of weight. Do to cognition.
Note it down.
Really, people pay money for this? Lots and lots of money?

From 1963 (or, 13 AD, that is, After Dianetics).
THE GORILLA GOALS

This same pattern, but given in an amusement park with a
single tunnel, a roller coaster and a Ferris
wheel, was used between about 319 trillion years ago to about 256
trillion trillion years ago, a long span.

The symbol of a Gorilla was always present in the place the
goal was given. Sometimes a large gorilla,
black, was seen elsewhere than the park. A mechanical or a live
gorilla was always seen in the park.

This activity was conducted by the Hoipolloi, a group of
operators in meat body societies. They were
typical carnival people. They let out concessions for these
implant "Amusement Parks." A pink-striped
white shirt with sleeve garters was the uniform of the Hoipolloi.
Such a figure often rode on the roller coaster
cars. Monkeys were also used on the cars. Elephants sometimes
formed part of the equipment.

The Hoipolloi or Gorilla goals were laid in with fantastic
motion. Blasts of raw electricity and explosions
were both used to lay the items in.


L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer, can you tell?

I made a new label for this post: Crazy is As Crazy Does.

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posted by Milehimama @ Mama Says at 4/09/2008 11:09:00 AM | Permalink | |