Curious Little Criminal
Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Seriously. This little monkey is a bad influence, and if it weren't for the Chimp Lobby he'd have been locked up years ago.
Proof? Let's take just ONE of his books: Curious George takes a Job.
He huffs painkillers.
He vandalizes vacant apartments.

He scams restaurants.
He willfully violates health codes.
And then he decides to become an actor. We all know how that story ends - Former Chimp Actor in Rehab, with a DUI thrown in for flavor.

Although, as long as George stays at least 500 yards away from the criminal entity that is Dennis the Menace, we might be safe.
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