Miscellaneous Mind Wanderings...
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Why are there no brown cats?

Why is called Birth Control, when it promotes neither birth, nor self-control?
Big Pharma Brilliant Plan - Let's take a perfectly healthy body part and make sure it doesn't work anymore! We'll make millions!

How do the credit card companies know I've moved before the Post Office does?
It's called Mastercard because it makes you its slave.

If a watched pot never boils, why does an unmanned pot always boil over?
Unless, of course, the food scorches to the bottom of the pot, removable only 3.5 hours of elbow grease application.

Why must children instantly gravitate towards any body of water and attempt to splash?

A puddle's a puddle, no matter how small.


posted by Milehimama @ Mama Says at 7/01/2008 08:39:00 AM | Permalink | |